Breaking News

Apparently the baboon I discussed in my earlier post has been captured, according to the Associated Press. After three days on the lam, and a near capture on a golf course, officials were finally able to tranquilize him and return him to Six Flags.

Who still aren’t sure if he belongs to them. Since they have no signs of an escape, they think he isn’t theirs.

Which is really strange, because, well, where else would you get baboons in New Jersey? (I’d like to take this moment to thank the baboon for giving me a second line I never thought I’d be able to type outside of fiction).

Well, baboon, I hope it was a good trip while it lasted.


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